Said No Teacher Ever:
Funny Sayings About Teachers

Said No Teacher Ever - Funny Sayings About Teachers These "Said No Teacher Ever" sayings about teachers are sure to make teachers smile and laugh. These funny teacher quotes are ideal to use for Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, and teacher blogs.

This page contains a large list of funny sayings that no teacher would ever say. These "No teacher ever said" sayings are very popular to use in E-cards and many teachers share them on Facebook and Pinterest.

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Below you will find 19 "Said No Teacher Ever" sayings.

For your convenience, my list of "said no teacher ever" sayings is in alphabetical order.

"Based on my teaching salary,
I'm confident that I can retire early."

"Don't worry, it's not important
to follow the directions that I just
spent 30 minutes explaining to the class."

Following directions is not important, said not teacher ever.

"Grading tests is a fun way to spend a Saturday night!"

"Helping my students pass standardized
tests is the reason I became a teacher."

"I can't wait for tomorrow's faculty meeting!"

"I can't wait to volunteer for bus duty!"

"I do this for the money."

"I love being able to go to the
bathroom whenever I need to."

"I love that I can leave work at work."

"I love working on lesson plans all weekend long!"

"I'm all caught up with my paperwork."

"I'm so over paid."

"I never spend my own money buying school
supplies for my students and classroom."

"I quit working at 3:00 p.m. every day."

"Long leisurely lunch breaks
are one of the perks of my job."

"Now that all of my students are working quietly,
it would be the perfect time for a fire drill."

It's the perfect time for a fire drill, said no teacher ever.

"Spelling skills are not important."

"Sure! I believe that the dog ate your homework."

"Too bad it's Friday."

"What should I do with all this free time that I have?"

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