53.  If my bank account grew as quickly as the number of papers that I need to grade, I'd be a very rich teacher.

~ Author Unknown

54.  If Plan A didn't work, don't worry, the alphabet has 25 more letters.

~ Author Unknown

55.  If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

~ A. A. Milne

Pooh's Little Instruction Book

56.  If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.

~ Author Unknown

57.  If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Ef u kan rid ths u prbli R a teecha.

~ Author Unknown

58.  If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

~ Albert Einstein

59.  If your absence won't make any difference, your presence won't either.

~ Author Unknown

60.  If you really want to know about the future, don't ask a technologist, a scientist, a physicist. No! Don't ask somebody who's writing code. No, if you want to know what society's going to be like in 20 years, ask a kindergarten teacher.

~ Clifford Stoll

61.  If you want to reach your goals, you must shrink the size of your but.

~ Author Unknown

62.  I had another wild night last night.  I finished grading papers at 11:00 p.m.  I stayed up and partied until 11:02 p.m.

~ Heidi McDonald

63.  I'm not crazy because I teach. I'm just crazy about being a teacher.

~ Heidi McDonald

64.  Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

~ Napoleon Bonaparte

65.  I'm so embarrassed!  I just called my teacher Mom!

~ Heidi McDonald

66.  In becoming a teacher, I've lost my mind ... but found my heart and soul.

~ Heidi McDonald

67.  I need professional help. A personal assistant, a chauffeur, a chef, and a maid should do it.

~ Author Unknown

68.  In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

~ Dr. Seuss

69.  Instant teacher.  Just add coffee.

~ Author Unknown

70.  Instead of saying "Impossible," let's teach our students to say: "I'm Possible!"

~ Heidi McDonald

71.  In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

~ Rodney Dangerfield