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139. Teacher: The only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your own children. |
~ Heidi McDonald |
140. The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle. |
~ Author Unknown |
141. The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike. |
~ H. L. Mencken |
142. The difference between try and triumph is a little umph. |
~ Author Unknown |
143. The expert at anything was once a beginner. |
~ Helen Hayes |
144. The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. |
~ Vince Lombardi |
145. The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children. |
~ Louis Johannot |
146. THE STORY OF MY LIFE: I Need to Pee But I Can't Leave My Class Unsupervised |
~ Author Unknown |
147. There are these kids who stole my heart. I am there teacher. |
~ Heidi McDonald |
148. There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August. |
~ Author Unknown |
149. There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. |
~ Lola May |
150. There will be a day when I have finished grading papers, but today is not that day. |
~ Heidi McDonald |
151. The wise teacher knows that 55 minutes of work plus 5 minutes laughter are worth twice as much as 60 minutes of unvaried work. |
~ Gilbert Highet |
152. The work can wait while you show the child the rainbow, but the rainbow won't wait while you do the work. |
~ Patricia Clafford |
153. They call me Darth Grader. |
~ Author Unknown |
154. This classroom runs on love, laughter, and lots of coffee. |
~ Author Unknown |
155. This is John. John goes to school. John isn't rude to his teachers because he knows they aren't paid much and they just want to help him learn. John is smart. Be like John. |
~ Author Unknown |
156. This teacher can tell a full moon is coming. |
~ Unknown Author |
157. Today you are you! That is truer than true! These is no one alive who is you-er than you! |
~ Dr. Seuss |
158. To survive as a teacher you need 3 bones: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. |
~ Author Unknown |
159. To the world you may be just a teacher, but to your students you are a hero. |
~ Author Unknown |
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